WHAT THE HELL?! WHY IS ITACHI BACK?!

...Not that I'm complaining our smexy bitch is back. :3

I'm still pondering about Naruto's wet dream about Itachi, who visited him and apparently gave him something. Yes, gave Naruto something, SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING, SOMETHING... Alrighty I'll stop! Yeah, gave Naruto something...but I'm still thinking. Gave Naruto the ability to smooch Sasuke? Gave Naruto the ability to be able to finally top Sasuke? Gave Naruto the ability to seduce Sasuke with his manly body to return onto the good path and have good hawt smex? Or maybe he just visited Naruto for fun because he was bored, after dying. He realized Heaven (or Hell? Wherever he is anyway...) must've been freakin' boring so he decided to give Naruto a scare!

Anyway, much speculation has yet to come. I'm still very concerned as to what exactly Itachi gave to Naruto. I just hope it has something to do with Sasuke...Well, it definitely does! Something so STRONG that it may cause Sasuke to turn back and well, go back to normal. 'Normal' being emo kid, but not exactly carrying out revenge anymore. Possibly being a more sadistic perv who molests Naruto all the time...:D

And gawd I swear Danzo's some killing machine co. Sharingan collector. I bet that's his hobby. And he preys on teenage boys and steals their Sharingan from them. Goddamn that pedo!

Back to Itachi...MAYBE HE WAS ABSORBED BY SASUKE BEFORE HE DIED! JUST LIKE HOW SASUKE ABSORBED OROCHIMARU (eew that still gives me the chills. god knows WHAT Orochimaru does when in Sasuke...urgh!)!!!!! Anyway...moving on to Bleach...

Wow, that took a lot of effort all right, just to kill Tousen. Hisagi should've done that waaaaaay earlier. Well, at least Tousen can see. :D Grant him the ability to see before he dies, which is good! ...BUT I STILL HOPE HE DIES FOR GOOD. :3 Still...the rest of them had to fight like godknowswhatthefuck to kill the Arrancar, and all Hisagi had to do was a plain stab. Look at the trouble Ichigo had to go through to kill Ulquiorra! And look at the trouble Hisagi had to go through to kill Tousen. What a world of difference...Then again, it's freakin' anime. >>;

Read Bleach chapter 383, and fuck.

I mean, and say "fuck". Because Aizen is such a sexy bitch. Errrr, BASTARD. And poor Hiyori. D: How the eff does she survive with half a body left anyway? Ah well, it's anime. If this got any gayer, I think Aizen would have dragged Shinji away to a private spot and have a happy time together. o.o Except Shinji would top because Aizen pretty much destroyed Hiyori.

OH WHAT AM I SAYING. Eitherways, Tousen's being an ass. Is he half Hollow-Shinigami? Ohnoez. Aizen the copycat. What if Aizen himself is Hollow too? Anyway, for that matter I wouldn't be surprised.

And for Naruto, Sai has a confession to make~ xD I mean, truth to tell Naruto. Sweet, sweet (gay) Sai. Sakura does all that for Naruto yet Naruto doesn't care?!

Actually that's good, because it just means Naruto's being very ghey towards Sasuke.

ANYWAY. THAT WAS ALL AFTER I READ THE NEWEST CHAPTERS. Sick of Naruto a little, but I'll still go on anyway. I just won't watch the anime anymore.

WHAT THE SHIT. I JUST GOT FUCKING TRAUMATIZED FROM THIS VIDEO.

NOT FOR THE WEAK.

Next video is...about...Kabuto...>>;

CLAMP is mindfucking us. Mindfuckery is wtf. I mean seriously. What's with the newest chapter now?! My brain just exploded in an attempt to absorb. What FWR is saying is seemingly true, but...also their determination will overcome what FWR said? Ah well, screw it.

WHY ISN'T HOLIC UPDATING GAWDDAMNIT. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR WATANUKIIIIIIIIII. AND DOUMEKIIIIIII. T.T

Naruto is...wtf. Saucegay is very gay right now. That fucktard. -sighs- GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. HATRED DOESN'T DRIVE YOU EVERYWHERE. YOU CAN DRIVE NARUTO ALL YOU LIKE. no i did not just say that!

Bleach, YESH Barragan is finally down! And now on to Starck? Gosh, what's with that wolf-looking things? Coolio! I like #1!! But what's up with #0 back at Las Noches? Sad, I really want to know though. SO, GOOOOOOO VIZARDDDS!

...And my current status now does not accept anymore mindfuckery. Anymore of that and I'll really SERIOUSLY die.

Spoilers of Tsubasa and Holic combined, filled with NUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Bleach is filled with lots of FUCKYESSS. Naruto is WTF.

Tsubasa/Holic spoilers!

OhmaifuckingGod. What the hell is happening? What's with so many Syaorans and Sakuras?! THERE ARE TOO MANY DAMNIT CLAMP. THE ONE IN HONG KONG IS SO HAPPY. THE ONE IN WHEREVER IT IS ARE WORRIED OVER THE 'CYCLE' REPEATING. WTF? CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN I AM DYING TRYING TO COMPREHEND DAMN YOU CLAMP.

Poor Watanukiiiii. He's going to wait for Yuuko? Can't he see that there's always Doumeki? AHEM. That aside, poor Watanuki, really. Maru and Moro really are heart-broken too. T_T But for Tsubasa...What on earth happened to our Kuro-pyon and Fai? D:

Bleach spoilers!

FUCKINGHELLYEAH! Vaizards are finally there, when all hope was lost. But well, the fact that Ukitake got punched right through kinda made me sad. And it made Kyouraku very pissed. XD And wtf is Wonderweiss damnit. I don't even wanna know.

Naruto spoilers!

FUCKYES NARUTO FINALLY DECLARED THAT HE REALLY REALLY STILL LOVES SASUKE AND SASUKE SAID HE STILL FEELS THE SAME AND THEY ARE OFF TO MAKE BABIES THOUGH IT'S BIOLOGICALLY NOT POSSIBLE, AS SEBASTIAN SAID. Anyway.

It's fucking screwed up in that shit too. Kages are gonna go have a retarded meeting, OHMAIGAARA. He's finally shown himself again. That aside, Naruto is getting himself punched, and Sai is just watching, that fag. He thinks Naruto being punched is a good sight. After all, he did attempt to give Naruto a kiss (I forgot for what reason) when they were waiting for their mission to begin in the anime. Lol-tastic. Junko-chan (Naruto's voiceover) did a superb job in going, "WHA-WHAT-WHAAAA?! I DON'T SWING THAT WAY!" when he so obviously does. Denial Naru-chan, denial!

Sasuke is in deep shit because EVERYONE wants to kill him, except for Naruto, Sai and Sakura, Kakashi and probably Yamato too. Everybody else may want to because they feel that he made Naruto suffer too much and it is time to gangbang Naruto get rid of Sasuke to relieve Naruto of his fantasies of his burdens.

Anyway, EVERYONE SHOULD RESPOND TO AT LEAST ONE OF THE SPOILERS ABOVE DAMNIT.

KISHIMOTO MASASHI! STOP KILLING OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS DAMN YOUUUUU!

FIRST JIRAIYA, NOW KAKASHI? AND DANZO IS GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE?! WTF?! DANZO MUST DIEEEEE. DANZO THAT A-HOLE!!!

GOOD JOB TSUNADE IN PUNCHING THE ELDERS...OR AT LEAST YOU RESISTED. I AM PROUD OF YOU TSUNADE-SAMA! THOSE ELDERS ARE STUPID IGNORANT IDIOTS!!!!

TSUNADE, YOU ARE TO PUNCH DANZO TILL HIS BONES SHATTER! GO NOW, GOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAHHA! IF THIS WAS TRUE, I'D LAUGH AND SQUEAL AT THE SAME TIME.

Kishimoto-sensei IS gay.

If it seriously was what he said, that'd be nice, because us, SasuNaru fans, have been dying for SasuNaru-ness, but it hasn't been appearing at all. Which makes us all, SasuNaru fanatics really REALLY REAAAAAAAAALLY saaaaaaaaaad.

...Just like the rain. [Why did I say that? Because it's raining here! And because I wrote a SasuNaru fic with the exact same title...]

Then again, we'd never know if it's official, unless I have gone to interview him, or SOMEONE has gone to interview him. D=

I WANNA KNOW! I AM GOING TO BECOME A SEIYUU IN THE FUTURE! WATCH MEH PEOPLE! I SHALL! XDDDDD

Oh god. I just read Naruto chapter 418! And whoa...well, not like anyone didn't expect it, but yeah. If you read Naruto, and are interested in spoilers instead of reading the manga itself, then click the wonderful cut, for manga pictures and fun!

( Spoilers behind poopcut )